Michelle Williams will be Steven Spielberg’s pseudo-mommy

After decades of putting his daddy issues on the screen for everyone to see, Steven Spielberg is finally going to show us the root of it all.

According to Deadline, Spielberg’s next directing project will be a semi-autobiographical tale loosely based on his Arizona childhood. Michelle Williams is already in talks to play a role based on the woman who gave birth to the director of Hook. About time we find out whether Spielberg really rode bikes in fantastical adventures with his friends.

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