Morbius, your most anticipated movie, is delayed again

Bad news, Morb Swarm: you’re going to have to wait even longer to see Jared Leto play a living vampire.

Sony Pictures has just revealed that Morbius, their film about a Spider-Man villain who doesn’t even fight Spider-Man, has been pushed back yet again.

Originally set to hit theaters in July of 2020, the movie has already been bumped to five later dates since. And now it will see a sixth.

Last set to premiere in less than three weeks, Morbius is now scheduled to arrive April 1. Have to admit, indeed the only release more apt than the January dumping grounds is the day when we celebrate foolishness that barely passes as being conceivably real.

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