Mulan headed to Disney+—for the low, low cost of $30

If you’d like to toss another $30 at your Disney+ subscription, good news: there’s now an easy way to do that! Beginning September 4, Disney will be offering their joyless live-action remake of Mulan on their streaming service for an extra $29.99. It’s a steep price for an on-demand rental, but one that can be offset by inviting a crowd of people and their kids into your home with a cheap buy-in to watch the girl warrior pretend to be a boy warrior. What could go wrong???

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