Netflix is making a Witcher prequel

Tossing a few million more coins at their Witcher, has started development on a six-part prequel to their Henry Cavill series. Titled The Witcher: Blood Origin, the limited series will be set 1200 years before Gerald ever dropped an F-bomb, focusing on the elven world just prior to the cataclysmic arrival of humans. It’s said the story will culminate in “the conjunction of the spheres,” which is merely a fantastical way to say “the scrotum.”

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