New ‘Charlie’s Angels’ may star Kristen Stewart and Lupita Nyong’o

The campy sexploitation of Charlie’s Angels may be getting a more respectable overhaul. At least that’s the implied message from Variety, where it’s said that Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o and Twilight-turned-art-house star Kristen Stewart are being eyed for two of the three leads in the reboot. Elizabeth Banks is directing as her follow-up to Pitch Perfect 2. Can’t wait to see if she can get Tilda Swinton as Bosley!

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