Next Final Destination may finally kill off nation’s unsung heroes

Our nation’s brave first responders are at last getting their due: a movie that methodically kills them off through ridiculously grisly happenstance.

According to Final Destination producer Craig Perry, he and Saw writers Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan are considering a soft reboot of the series that would focus on the likes of EMTs, firemen, and police.

“These people deal with death on the front lines every day, and make choices that can cause people to live or die,” Perry told Digital Spy. “

“We rely on their good judgement, expertise and calm demeanor. So why not put those people in the nightmare situation where every choice can bring about life and death—but now for themselves?

“We’re thinking that world might be an interesting way into a Final Destination movie, and one which can also generate unique set pieces in a very credible way.”

Here’s another idea: the film’s first death should be whoever the hell asked for a “credible” Final Destination.

Please help these sad nobodies and: