It’s ‘Oh, hai, Mark: Origins’ with the first ‘Disaster Artist’ teaser trailer

The Room‘s rooftop domestic-abuse-denial-to-friendly-salutation moment is one of the most intensely bizarre, terrible moments in a terrible movie that is always intensely bizarre. This first teaser for James Franco’s The Disaster Artist takes us behind-the-scenes of that iconic delivery, with Franco portraying (though seemingly wavering on the voice of) the world’s most inexplicable filmmaker, Tommy Wiseau. Dave Franco, Seth Rogen, Josh Hutcherson, Ari Graynor, Jacki Weaver, Zac Efron, Nathan Fielder, Paul Scheer, Alison Brie, Bryan Cranston, Charlyne Yi co-star. We’ll get to see the rest of their The Room reenactments when the film hits theaters December 1.

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