Peter Dinklage is your new Toxic Avenger

The long-developing, ever-needless Toxic Avenger remake has its star.

According to Deadline, Peter Dinklage will fall into a drum of toxic waste and become a superhuman mutant freak in Legendary’s reboot of Troma’s 1984 cult hit. Green Room and I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore‘s Macon Blair is attached to direct. It’s said the story will be reimagined for modern times, meaning the toxic vat will now be Twitter.

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