Plastic Man is headed to the big screen, now as a plastic woman

As is canonically accurate, Plastic Man is becoming a woman.

Warner Bros. is developing another addition to Shazam‘s goofy, candy apple red side of the ever-broadening DCEU. The Hollywood Reporter brings word that now the studio is working on a movie about comic book superhero Plastic Man. It’s said this version of the shape-shifting reformed criminal will be the first to have stretchable fallopian tubes: Plastic Man is a woman now! Cat Vasko, writer of the upcoming Margot Robbie trapeze artist movie Queen of the Air, has signed on to write it as an action-adventure comedy.

Fittingly, long before its sex change, Plastic Man began as a 1992 script from the Wachowskis.

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