‘The Predator’ Adds Alfie Allen, Another Actor Who for Some Reason Isn’t Hulking, Terrifying Brute

With shooting just beginning on the film, The Predator now has one more star who still isn’t even a giant bodybuilder or former linebacker or anything. According to The Hollywood Reporter, roughly 150-pound Game of Thrones star Alfie Allen has joined the cast of Shane Black’s latest chapter of the Predator franchise. It’s said “Allen will play an ex-Marine who teams with several other outsiders [who also don’t have grossly exaggerated physiques] to stop the human-hunting creatures in a setting that hasn’t yet been seen in a Predator movie: suburbia.” He joins Logan‘s Boyd Holbrook, The People vs. O.J. Simpson‘s Sterling K. Brown, Moonlight‘s Trevante Rhodes, Olivia Munn, Keegan-Michael Key, and Room‘s Jacob Tremblay in not being in any kind of shape for the sort of intense, testosterone-fueled, arm-wrestling handshakes one looks for in a Predator combatant.

Could we not get one of those wrestlers-turned-actors in this thing or what?

Please help these sad nobodies and: