Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans to give us Ecks vs. Sever of dirty-blonde handsomes

While it seems we’re not getting the long-promised sequel to the under-appreciated Man from U.N.C.L.E., don’t worry: a couple more exceedingly-charming handsomes will give us another spy thriller.

Deadline reports that Chris Evans and Ryan Gosling are set to star Netflix’s The Gray Man, a potential franchise from Evans’ frequent Marvel directors Joe and Anthony Russo. Gosling will star as freelance assassin and former CIA operative Court Gentry, the ridiculously-named killer being hunted by former colleague Lloyd Hansen (Evans). Given the pedigree here, it should make for an exhilarating film that will leave all our moms wondering, “Now which guy is this one?”

Please help these sad nobodies and: