Sam Raimi To Direct One of Three Bermuda Triangle Movies Being Made

Hey, do you care whatsoever about the Bermuda Triangle mythos? Well, Hollywood is for some reason pretty sure you do. Warner Bros., Universal, and Skydance Productions all have Bermuda Triangle-based films in development, and it looks like the last one is now moving forward with a director. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Skydance is in talks with Spider-Man director Sam Raimi to helm their thriller about everyone’s favorite oceanic polygon. Plot details on the project are not yet known, as it’s said “all the companies are keeping their own takes super-secret for fear of letting out who or what is behind the disappearances.” Truly, these are terrifying times we live in.

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