See Rock Golems, a Drippy Gold Monster, and Bryan Cranston in the New ‘Power Rangers’ Trailer

Can the new Power Rangers match the original’s high standards of being something to sort of watch when you’re getting ready for elementary school? Find out with this new, full-length trailer for the Power Rangers reboot, featuring Elizabeth Banks as Rita, Bill Hader as Alpha, and Bryan Cranston a version of Zordon that looks like someone pushing their face into one of those pin-impression executive toys. Also seen here for the first time: our new rock golem-like Putty Patrol and a Goldar made out of a ton of gold. How nouveau riche.

The film will test the limits of your nostalgia on March 24.

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