Seth Rogen to play Spielberg’s favorite uncle, which is not a euphemism

Claiming a title we all just assumed belonged to Tom Hanks, Seth Rogen has been anointed Steven Spielberg’s Favorite Uncle Figure.

Rogen is reportedly set to join Michelle Williams in Spielberg’s latest project—a loosely autobiographical film about his childhood in Arizona. Williams is lined up to play Pseudo-Steven’s mother, and it’s said Rogen will play a role inspired by the director’s favorite uncle.

The news comes as a sad surprise for Spielberg’s other uncle.

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