She-Hulk casts Orphan Black as Lawyer Green

We finally know who will help Hulk smash through the glass ceiling.

Deadline brings word that Orphan Black breakout Tatiana Maslany has won the role of She-Hulk in the eponymous Disney+ Marvel series. She’ll play Jennifer Walters, a lawyer who receives an emergency blood transfusion from cousin Bruce Banner, consequently becoming a viridescent behemoth herself. The main difference: she gets to start at Endgame Hulk, retaining her personality and intelligence. This is a Hulk that can straight-up power fuck, because she is in her right mind enough to be capable of consent.

Given the current circumstances, there is not yet a premiere date for Hulky McBeal.

Please help these sad nobodies and: