Shell-shocked: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is getting another big-screen reboot

The comic book about masked reptiles that was meant to be a joke is getting its fourth big-screen iteration and seventh feature film! According to Deadline, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg’s Point Grey Pictures are teaming with Nickelodeon for another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Rogen’s Neighbors franchise writer Brendan O’Brien is working on the script. It’s said to be an animated take so, sadly, the turtles will almost certainly remain dickless.

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