SHITT: Knight Rider movie once again in development

Amazingly not out of gas after Team Knight Rider, Knight Rider (2008), Knight Rider 2000 (1991), or Knight Rider 2010 (1994), Hollywood is once again trying to stretch some more mileage out of a talking car.

Spyglass Media is reportedly teaming with James Wan for the latest of numerous attempts at turning Knight Rider into a theatrical feature film. Ratchet & Clank franchise writer TJ Fixman is crafting this misguided reinvention of a crime fighter and the sentient, nigh-indestructible ride he takes to work.

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