Spy vs. Spy may finally have a director

Already been adapted into animated shorts, several video games, a board game, and a surprisingly faithful series of Mountain Dew commercials, Spy vs. Spy may finally get its long gestating movie adaptation. Because it’s 2020, and what’s hotter than a Mad Magazine comic?

According to Collider, Dodgeball and Central Intelligence writer-director Rawson Marshall Thurber is in talks to head up Warner Bros.’ take on the long-running property. It’s said the adaptation will be live-action, so get ready to see some freakishly pointed faces and their haunting, stygian sclerae in the flesh. Old Sonic is going to look like a dream.

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