‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ bumped to Christmas 2019

Like our semi-estranged parent, Star Wars saga entries have planned their long-awaited return every other Christmas for the last couple years. And thanks to the Episode IX director shake-up, that’s how it’s going to stay. Disney and Lucasfilm have announced that the ninth chapter, previously dated for Memorial Day weekend 2019, will now hit theaters the following Christmas. We’ll just have to hope people still care about Star Wars then.

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