‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ will be a J.J. Abrams affair

Eat your words, everyone who said, “J.J. Abrams will never direct more Star Wars films than Richard Marquand!” Lucasfilm has announced that Abrams will officially replace Colin Trevorrow on the yet-untitled ninth episode of Star Wars. The Force Awakens director will also co-write the film with Oscar-winning Argo and Batman v Superman co-writer Chris Terrio. Get ready for an unfinished but FULLY OPERATIONAL underground planet-destroying gun whatever, everyone.

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