‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ behind-the-scenes makes for a strong teaser

At last, the “how-dey-do-dat?” of Chewbacca’s luscious curls is here with a new featurette for The Last Jedi. This being a Star Wars production, don’t worry about too much being given away here. The three-minute video serves less as a revealing behind-the-scenes than it is a new teaser, revealing a few new characters and creatures but not a lot of plot. Watch it knowing you’ll still be in the dark as to whether Luke ever finally admits, “Thanks for giving me my glow-phallus-maker back, British female.”

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