‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ trailer likely arrives next month, alongside sports

Like the gruff, disappointed dad still trying to get us into sports, Lucasfilm will next month try to make us watch football by promising us some Star Wars. As teased by Mark Hamill in a since deleted tweet, the full trailer for The Last Jedi will likely debut on October 9, arriving amid the Monday Night Footballs. You can probably watch it on the internet later, though.

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