The first trailer for Bill & Ted Face the Music sees the Wyld Stallyns in the same place as many of us: completely failing to fulfill the potential we briefly showed in high school. Now middle-aged, the duo has apparently gone from playing sold-out arenas to half-empty lounges—and they still haven’t written the song that will unite the world and save reality. Their solution: paradoxical time travel and dubious IP theft. Which is to say, they’re going to steal their own song from the future, where they’re incredibly muscular inmates. And if an incarcerated Keanu Reeves can’t get some progress on prison reform, then truly we are hopeless.
