ToeJam & Earl movie to follow Sonic as 1991 Sega game on screens

Because things just sort of arbitrarily combine now and that’s life, the greatest shooter in NBA history is producing a movie about a 1991 Sega Genesis game. Why not!

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Stephen Curry is teaming with Amazon Studios for a feature film based on ToeJam & Earl, an early ‘90s video game (with a sequel as recent as 2019) about some of-the-era rapping extraterrestrials who crash land on Earth. So get ready for Curry’s Space Jam—a terrible thing with cartoon aliens and a famous basketball player heavily involved.

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