Uno card game will now be a Lil Yachty heist comedy, so there’s that

As the latest evidence that we’re in the end times, Mattel has reportedly started development on movie about the Uno card game. Lil Yachty is in talks to star in what is being called an an action heist comedy set in the world of Atlanta’s underground hip hop scene. WHY WOULDN’T IT BE?

The project joins Mattel’s Barbie, Hot Wheels, He-Man, Magic 8-Ball, and View-Master movies in confirming that someone can just up and make a movie about any dumb shit they want, and there’s nothing we can do to stop them.

Please help these sad nobodies and: