Well, you’re getting your goddamn “Snyder Cut”

The Snyder Cut, that long-ballyhooed snake oil meant to cure the many ills of Justice League, is actually going to reach the screen.

Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t unleash any more mask-wearing bullshit on us, the #ReleaseTheSnyderCut campaign has succeeded in its mission of making this bloated superhero movie even more unbearable. Snyder today announced that Warner Bros. has given him the go-ahead to finish up his own cut of Justice League for release on HBO Max. It’s said that in its current state, Snyder’s version runs around four hours—twice as long as the 2017 release Joss Whedon cut for theaters—and may end up being divided up into more manageable episodes.

“It will be an entirely new thing, and, especially talking to those who have seen the released movie, a new experience apart from that movie,” the director told THR.

Finally, we’ll have a Justice League that reaches the level of perfection of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice!

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