Will Tom Hardy ever do his latest terrible accent on camera in this Capone trailer?

The answer is no. No, he will simply cover his face in a thin layer of Elmer’s glue and cram a cigar between his ever-too-plump lips.

Regardless, here’s Tom Hardy doing that in the trailer for Capone, the actor’s latest, countless role doing a ridiculous voice and/or being a career criminal—here, obviously, as Al Capone. Josh Trank wrote and directed the thing, and if this is his generously-granted mulligan after Fantastic Four, it sure does look like another laughable whiff.

Co-starring Linda Cardellini, Matt Dillon, Jack Lowden, and Kyle MacLachlan, Capone is going straight to on-demand May 12.

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