Witcher shakeup: Geralt downgraded to Liam Hemsworth part

It seems that the fourth season of The Witcher will be its most “straight-to-video sequel” yet.

In an Instagram post, now-former Witcher star Henry Cavill has revealed that he won’t be returning after the Netflix series’ upcoming third season. In his stead? Liam Hemsworth—a man no one outside of Miley Cyrus’s divorce attorney has heard from since 2016. Yes, the less-than Hemsworth will now also be the less-than Geralt of Rivia. Really building a career out of being “not the better-looking superhero one.”

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