Wolverine Takes a Multi-Generational Road Trip in New ‘Logan’ Trailer

At last giving us a 90-year-old Professor Xavier dropping an F-bomb, here’s the new red-band trailer for Logan. Meant to be Hugh Jackman’s farewell to pretending he has knives in his wrists, the film sees a haggard Wolverine joined by a similarly haggard Xavier and a similarly knife-wristed young girl as the trio goes on the run from the X-Men’s most convincing villain yet: a bunch of militant white guys. This somber, violent road trip where Patrick Stewart fills John Goodman’s Inside Llewyn Davis role hits theaters March 3.

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