Woody Allen’s next film sees… Oof, seriously? You’re gonna do that now?

Well, just in case Louis C.K.’s blatantly Woody Allen-inspired movie wasn’t grotesquely on-the-nose enough for you, here’s Allen himself to make sure you barf your mouth. The writer-director-sleaze is currently shooting a new film in New York, and here’s a scene description that is not going to surprise you at all.

From Page Six:

In scenes just filmed, a character played by Rebecca Hall accuses 44-year-old actor Jude Law’s character of having sex with a 15-year-old “concubine.” In the scene, the so-called concubine — played by Elle Fanning (19 in real life) — acknowledges her relationship with Law’s much-older character, but then protests that she is 21 years old. After a discussion about his infidelity, Fanning’s character then asks Law, “Were all these women for pleasure, or were you researching a project?”

These “other women” are said include Selena Gomez, Suki Waterhouse, and Kelly Rohrbach.

Roman Polanski has yet to respond with his own effort that will absolutely make you retch.

Please help these sad nobodies and: