X-Men ’97 animated revival to again capitalize on the aging dork

Yes, Disney themselves made this meme.

Another name has been plucked from the bucket hat of every ’90s series still yet to be revived. Disney+ has just announced X-Men ’97, an animated series set to continue the Fox Kids cartoon that ended its five-year run in that year. Beau DeMayo, writer of Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf, is heading up the project. Sadly, fans will have to wait until 2023 to see that the show’s animation, like their own bodies, has aged horribly.

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