You get more warrior nuns than you bargained for in the Warrior Nun trailer

Netflix’s latest series, Warrior Nun, looks like it should have been syndicated in the early ’00s, aired at indiscriminate times and replacing Witchblade as the segue into a three hour block of infomercials. But hey, it’s a series called Warrior Nun, based off a ’90s comic book about a sexy, fighting nun, so they got what they paid for.

You can stream this before any number of Ronco ads starting July 2.

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