Disney+ declares satire dead with the Noelle poster

A few years ago, Kevin and I were talking about how they kept making these Matthew Perry television vehicles so desperate to paint him as a sarcastic cynic (see above).

Consequently, I churned out these not-all-that-funny joke posters for fictional Perry comedies for our own amusement.

But now Disney+ has thrown their own hat into the arena for laughably Mr. Sunshine-esque key art—even blatantly lifting its tagline.

They mistakenly put Bill Hader in it, but here it is:

Well done, Disney. You win. This is the far more hilarious satire.

At least I still have Orc Cop.

Please help these sad nobodies and: