50 Shades of Grey‘s author has made another movie deal

Get ready to get misguidedly horny as hell, everyone: E. L. James has another movie deal!

According to Variety, the Fifty Shades of Grey series author has made a deal with Universal to bring her latest tale of lopsided romance and idiotic thrills to the screen again with an adaptation of The Mister.

The story apparently focuses on a relationship between Maxim, a man with—per James’s own site—has “good looks, aristocratic connections, and money.” Meeting an Albanian housekeeper named what else but Alessia Demachi, he falls in love, only to learn that she’s on the run from human traffickers. Also, they’re both on “a roller-coaster ride of danger and desire,” though.

So, again, get misguidedly horny.

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