Spielberg’s out, Mangold’s in on Indiana Jones and the Strained Fifth Entry

The man who gave us Old Man Logan may now give us Wearisomely Old Man Indy.

According to Variety, Steven Spielberg has decided to walk away from the Indiana Jones franchise. But while the news should give Harrison Ford an irritated grunt of relief, it seems the actor isn’t yet off the hook on playing a nearly 80-year-old adventurer.

Now James Mangold, the director who last gave us Ford v Ferrari, is reportedly in talks to deliver the series’ fifth entry for its summer 2021 release. The sequel’s title: Ford v His Weary Body.

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