Bambi remake to drag photorealistic deer slaughter to screens

Photo of a young deer, as will be faithfully recreated with computers. Sounds cool!

Disney has revealed their latest way to turn a stylized animated classic into a bunch of dutifully uninteresting CGI animal simulacrums!

According to THR, the studio’s latest not-quite-live-action remake is set to unimaginatively re-imagine 1942’s Bambi. Geneva Robertson-Dworet (Captain Marvel, Tomb Raider) and Lindsey Beer (Sierra Burgess Is a Loser, Chaos Walking) have come on to write the screenplay. Because if there’s one thing kids have been clamoring to see realistically brought to screens, is it not the brutality of deer death?

Please help these sad nobodies and: