Dexter is coming back for some reason

Amid a sea of cancellations due to the ongoing pandemic, Showtime has decided, “You know what? We should inexplicably bring back Dexter.”

The once entertaining-enough series that already overstayed its welcome will reportedly return as a ten-episode limited series, a challenge to anyone who bothered finishing the original run to take on Dexter‘s bonus levels. Dare you, adventurer, brave another unfulfilling, unremarkable finale for the serial killer who kills serial killers? The choice is yours!

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