Marvel reveals Eternals footage, new titles and release dates and whatever

Marvel Studios today released Marvel Studios Celebrates the Movies, a three-minute fan video of a promo montage—a navel-gazing celebration of both their past and upcoming slate.

In it, we get a first look at recent Oscar-winner Chloé Zhao’s The Eternals, the movie that has turned Kumail Nanjiani into a weird Men’s Health icon. It also gives us some other bullshit: The sequel to Black Panther is called Black Panther: Wakanda Forever; Captain Marvel’s follow-up is The Marvels; Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania hits theaters February 17, 2022; and Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 3 is set for May 5, 2023.

And this has been Marvel Studios Celebrates the Movies (So Long as the Movies are Disney-owned and Not Particularly Cinematic in Any Way, Shape, or Form).

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