Taika Waititi to provide our latest Charlie and the Chocolate Factory adaptation(s)

Taika Waititi looking Wonka-ish
Waititi, looking somewhat Wonky.

Suddenly the hardest working, most ubiquitous man in showbusiness, Taika Waititi has just added two more fittingly-eccentric projects to his schedule.

The Jojo Rabbit Oscar-winner has reportedly made a deal with Netflix to write and direct a couple animated series based on Roald Dahl’s oft-adapted classic, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Both will expand on Dahl’s original text, one diving into book’s “the world and characters,” the other devoted entirely to the Oompa-Loompas.

Whatever backstory Waititi comes up with for Wonka’s little workers, one thing’s for sure: it’s gotta be better than Dahl’s actual Oompa-Loompa history…

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