Frozen 2 teaser gazes out at what parents will be watching for the next several years

The first teaser for Frozen 2 opens with Elsa trapped on an isolated island, no doubt as punishment for every minivan ride haunted by a request for Let It Go. How does she get off? Who seems to have a similar, wind-based power as her? And who eventually re-traps her, now with her friends, inside the cloying landscape of a Thomas Kinkade painting?

We’ll find out when Frozen 2 hits theaters November 22.

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