A beautiful, kind of terrible Jeff Goldlum-in-recline statue has been erected in London

Just days since a diapered Donald Trump balloon was floated around London, already a new, far more desirable shirtless effigy has hit the city: Jeff Goldblum. The work, a 25-foot Goldblum, pays tribute to Jurassic Park‘s Dr. Ian Malcolm and the sultry pose he famously struck, nearly costing the film its PG-13 rating. NowTV apparently erected this glorious idol as tribute to the 25th anniversary of Jurassic Park. It will be lounging beside Tower Bridge, a monument to chaos theory and Goldblum’s pecs, until July 26. After that, we can only hope that life finds a way to get this thing on a mini-golf course.

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