Captain America, Spider-Man, Sexy Vampire have reunited for Netflix

The shared universes of Marvel, The Lost City of Z, and High Life are finally getting the crossover event fans have long demanded. Netflix has announced that Chris Evans, Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson, and Mias Goth and Wasikowska are set to make up the pretty damn phenomenal cast of the midwestern gothic thriller The Devil All the Time.

Based on the 2011 Donald Ray Pollock novel of the same name, the film spans two decades in backwoods Ohio, focusing on a murderous couple, a faith-testing preacher, and a corrupt sheriff. And they’re all EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE.

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