Chloë Sevigny and Kristen Stewart take axe, give mother forty whacks, see what was done, give father forty one, in the Lizzie trailer

Did Lizzie Borden brutally murder her parents with a hatchet? That’s certainly the most popular theory—even O.J. didn’t get a schoolyard rhyme about being the obvious killer—and that’s the one first-time feature writer Bryce Kass and director Craig William Macneill (The Boy) go with for Lizzie. Chloë Sevigny stars in the title role, here playing a Borden that gets off on more than just the murder charge: she’s also having a secret romance with her live-in maid and apparent co-conspirator (Kristen Stewart). This dramatic period Thoroughbreds hits theaters September 14.

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