Chris Pine agrees to play Dungeons & Dragons

We still don’t know what’s going to happen in Dungeons & Dragons. IT’S A WORLD OF YOUR IMAGINATION. But we can tell you who will star in it. Chris Pine is reportedly set to lead Paramount’s latest adaptation of the game about high fantasy and dice. There’s no word on plot or who Pine will be playing, but as is always the case with D&D, scheduling is sure to end up being a real bitch.

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