Lily James, Sebastian Stan to give us some new Pam Anderson, Tommy Lee footage

Sebastian Stan will once again play a makeup-wearing, long-haired man with a notable appendage.

The Winter Soldier is reportedly set to star alongside Lily James in Pam & Tommy, a Hulu limited series that will tell the tale of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee’s ill-fated marriage. I, Tonya‘s Craig Gillespie, who seems to have discovered his niche in ’90s biopics that see Stan in a scandalous relationship with a trashy blonde, is set to direct the full run. Seth Rogen is producing and likely playing the creep who stole and profited from the couple’s sex tape. This will be Gen X’s Bonnie & Clyde.

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