Here’s Tom Cruise jumping off more stuff for Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

Forever an intense ten-year-old boy—in both stature and willingness to jump off or climb on things for attention—Tom Cruise has, yet again, jumped off something.

As seen in this new featurette teasing The Big Stunt of Mission: Impossible: Dead Reckoning, Part One, now Tommy’s parents have bought him a dirt bike—and he’s already destroyed it by driving it off a cliff. Will this lil’ tyke never learn?

Please help these sad nobodies and: