Jungle Cruise sequel to continue tale of Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt’s Disneyland cosplay

As should be no surprise to anyone aware that Disney is at work on a sixth Pirates of the Caribbean and a spinoff, the studio has decided to also see how tenuously it can stretch its latest ride-as-movie.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Disney is already at work on a sequel to the one-month-old Jungle Cruise. Stars Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt are set to return alongside co-writer Michael Green. Director Jaume Collet-Serra is likewise expected to return alongside the ascots choking out all competition that would dare cross the homogeneous beige line of the Walt Disney Company. Sounds fun!

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