Live-action Pokémon series in development at Netflix

It looks like those admittedly-delightful Pokémon models of the otherwise-mediocre Detective Pikachu may get some more use.

According to Variety, Netflix has started early development on a live-action Pokémon series. Lucifer co-showrunner and executive producer Joe Henderson is attached to write and executive produce, but his take hasn’t yet been revealed. At this point, the only thing we know is that these sundry monsters stored inside balls are, to date, our best metaphor for sperm.

Please help these sad nobodies and: