Michael Rooker tossed into a car for Fast & Furious 9

Just when you thought the Fast & Furious franchise couldn’t possibly squeeze in another bald, ever-scowling head, Michael Rooker has entered the vehicle.

According to Deadline, the Guardians of the Galaxy star has joined the already in-production ninth chapter of the Fast series. It’s said he’ll play Buddy, and similar to his Marvel character Yondu, he’ll be able to control a car via whistling. Or maybe not, but the idea isn’t any more outlandish than anything else in Fast/Furious at this point.

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