No Time To Die is the most offensively long Bond yet

Look, we all love the spy who kills people, gets laid, and is very specific about his cocktails, but do we need almost three hours of all that in a single movie?

Apparently so!

Per AMC’s listing for the film, No Time To Die will be the most interminably long Bond yet, clocking in at 163 minutes. Sure, with Cary Fukunaga directing a script punched up by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, it’s probably worth it’s time, but still. Bond got to space and back in just over two hours, for fuck’s sake.

Please help these sad nobodies and: